The 2008 Nutty Awards
If your name is listed below, wear this title proudly for the next 12 months! (And enjoy your Cocoa Roast Almonds and Sea Salt & Pepper Cashews!)
We could all qualify for this distinctive award at one point or another, so from one nut to another: thanks for sharing! (My husband nominated me for the weeks I slept with two twin skunks on my nightstand…hey, they were on my side, and they required bottle feedings every two hours!). Okay, without further ado…
The 2008 Nutty Award Winners…
1.) Miranda: False Anomaly Report (Ha Ha – how did THAT happen?!)
2.) Cynthia: Gave nuts to a friend without teeth (”Here’s your sign!”)
3.) April: Cat calls to the construction crew!
4.) Deb: Wore panties sideways (ouch!) and asked her doctor to look for family who weren’t there!
5.) Traci: “Bare-ly” managed to get her three-year old to midnight mass!
(For those listed above, send me the address to which you’d like your canisters of Emerald cashews and almonds mailed.)
And when you experience the next nutty moment, know that you’re not alone…and remember that it could pay off…in nuts!














That’s funny, I would think that the chocolate would go better with cashews, and the salt and pepper would go better with the almonds. I am intrigued by both… Going to have to pick some up next time I’m at the store. Feeling very snacky here…
Congrats, you NUTS!
Congrats all!
THANKS A BUNCH! I WON! YAY! I AM A NUT! I SENT MY ADDRESS AS A REPLY! THANKS AGAIN!
Congrats, Mommies
Thanks for the nuts, I always knew I was a nut.
I always know I was a nut!
Cynthia Oakes
12924 Shadowbrook
Willis, TX 77378
Yeah! I won too! I didn’t realize that something good could come out of forgeting your three year olds undies!!! HAHA! I posted my address in my reply. Thank you so much for this nutty honor!